alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

Tom Hiddleston | Photographed by Matt Sayles, 2012.

16/50 pictures of scarlett johansson looking flawless

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

(Source: manaphy, via unfhiddles)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via girlwithg0ldeyes)

enerjax:

"Tom Hiddleston sent me the riding crop"
judge: why did you kill that man
me: it's a metaphor
judge: oh....ok lol
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